Again, little humor, lots of self-analysis and more shit from above... Literally.

Pretty sure I've hit a new low.
Good part of the day, getting to chill with Ada.
Now let's look at the bad parts shall we.

Funnel Cake Factory opens at 11am, that's when we walk thru the door and they tell us they're not ready yet.
So we walk around the Irvine Spectrum for a half hour and come back.
Lots of things still aren't ready, we're getting bad customer service from grumpy employees, and I think I feel I got overcharged for my fundae.

Fundae: Funnel Cake plus Sundae.
Looked a helluva lot better in the picture.
No nuts, barely any ice cream or whip cream, and no hot fudge available at the time.

Doesn't seem like it's worth the $6 I paid for it.
Add a dollar and some change for some chocolate milk.
Chocolate milk I realized was expired halfway thru the bottle.
Best served by Dec.24th.
Checked my phone, today's the 29th.

Life is wonderful.
Should've gone back to bitch at them, at least get a refund, but I'm a defeated man right now.
It's not easy dropping all of my dreams and aspirations one after another in such a short span of time.
Not to mention the strange feelings in my tummy.
Sure, I've got a strong stomach that can handle the combination of carne asada and boba.
But, I'm a veteran of a few cases of food poisoning, I'm worried 'bout being able to make it home in case it turns out bad.

I drive home as fast as reasonably possible.
Avg. speed at times 75.
When will people learn that the far left lane is the fastlane and probably not the best one to be in to go 55?
Also almost had my car get clipped twice by people cutting through traffic on their cellphones and not using their turn signals.
They built them for a reason people.

Would be nice to get involved in a major accident though.
It would just make sense.
Let's just hope it never gets to that.

I get home, learn that expired milk smells funny when it leaves your system, and get shitted on by the resident hawk while checking the mail.

How was your day?

And GenerationX from the 701 area code just called....
Right.

The Random Quote:
"Okay!" - Toad